10 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kindergarteners

Thanksgiving Jokes for Kindergarteners – As you all know 24 November will be going to celebrate for Thanksgiving in 2016. And its an official holiday which celebrates with lots of activities. Kids also take place on this occasion so here we sharing with you words the best collection of Thanksgiving Jokes for Kindergarteners, Kids, Children which you can use to wish them in different funny style. Share these awesome Jokes and images on facebook, twitter, tumblr or anywhere by using social share button. Hope you all gonna like this collection. Happy Thanksgiving Day!!!!

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10 Thanksgiving Jokes for Kindergarteners

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  1. Q: Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
    A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat!Q: How did they send the turkey through the mail?
    A: Bird class!Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
    A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

    Q: Who isn’t hungry on Thanksgiving?
    A: The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

    Q: Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band?
    A: The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!

    Q: What type of key is not good for opening doors?
    A: A Tur-key!

    Q: What kind of car did the Pilgrim drive?
    A: A Plymouth

    Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
    A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

    Q: Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving?
    A: Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!

    Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
    A: The G

  2. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
    (Because he was out standing in his field!)What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
    (Straw-berries!)If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
    (Pilgrims!)What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
    (Your nose!)

    What always comes at the beginning of parades?
    (The letter “p”!)

  3. Josh: Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
    Phil: Why?
    Josh: He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
  4. Biff: Why did the turkey cross the road?
    Bob: I don’t know.
    Biff: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
  5. Charles: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
    Mary: I haven’t a clue.
    Charles: Peach gobbler!
  6. Tom Swiftie: “May I say the prayer before Thanksgiving dinner?” Tom asked gracefully.
  7. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
  8. Danny: Why did the cranberries turn red?
    Jake: Beats me.
    Danny: Because they saw the turkey dressing!
  9. Billy: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
    Joe: Beats me.
    Billy: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!
  10. Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
    Will: What?
    Luke: “Google, google, google.”
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