20 Funny Christmas Messages for Cards – Christmas SMS, Greetings

Funny Christmas Messages for Cards – 25 December is coming and its a very special day for everyone. This is the day when Jesus Christ was born. And its celebrates as Christmas around the world. Here we sharing with you a different way to celebrate Christmas with Funny Messages. Here you can get many Christmas Messages which you can share with your friends, relatives, family or anyone you want. But be careful before sending these messages card, choose a right people who do not mind these funny wishes. Hope this will help you to make your dear one laugh. Merry Christmas.

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20 Funny Christmas Messages for Cards

Funny Christmas Messages

Funny Christmas Messages

  1. Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
    So let us drink the spirit to feel love
    Merry Christmas to You
  2. If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,
    then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
    Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!
  3. Man will live for ever
    Because of Christmas
    (Because of Christmas Day drinking)
    Merry Christmas to you
  4. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.
  5. Christmas is the day for blessings and love
    So let us do not overload priest
    Celebrate the Christmas here with party
    Merry Christmas to you
  6. Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
  7. Let us rejoice and enjoy
    Has lord has given this day
    to drink as much you want
    Happy Christmas
  8. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
    In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde
  9. Christmas is truly full of wonders.
    It makes all of my savings disappear!
    That is the Christmas magic.
    Wishing You Merry Christmas
  10. I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
    Have two drinks and look
    Merry Christmas
  11. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~Larry Wilde
  12. Christmas is all about sharing love with your loved ones. That’s why I am taking the time to share love with you and I hope to get some love back.
  13. What can be better than opening presents, eating food and singing Christmas music? Doing all those things with family like you.
  14. And know that I am with you always; yes, to the end of time. Jesus Christ
  15. “I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
  16. Christmas is not only for praying and praising
    But for drinking and messing around also
    Merry Christmas
  17. Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then
    making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
  18. Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.  ~Washington Irving
  19. Remember, if Christmas isn’t found in your heart, you won’t find it under a tree.” ~ Charlotte Carpenter.
  20. Don’t let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone. Taylor Caldwell
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