20 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults

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20 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults

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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
  2. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
  3. What kind of key has two legs and can’t open doors?
    A tur-key.
  4. When a music student brought his French horn to my shop for repair, he complained that the instrument “felt stuffy” and he couldn’t blow air through it. It’s not unusual to find partial blockages in brass instruments if small items get lodged in the tubing, but when I tested the instrument, the horn was completely blocked. After much probing and prodding, a small tangerine dropped out of the bell.“Oh,” said the musician when I handed him the fruit. Seeing the bewildered look on my face, he explained, “My mom used the horn for a cornucopia in a Thanksgiving centerpiece.”
  5. Q: When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
    A: On their feet!
  6. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
  7. What do you call the day in November when your son and all his cousins get rowdy? Spanksgiving.
  8. Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chicken’s day off.
  9. When a Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in (meaning how thawed was it) the caller responded with, “Florida.”
  10. Q: What did pilgrims use to bake cookies?
    A: May-Flour!
  11. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey, he’s already been stuffed!
  12. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
  13. Sheila: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
    Tom: What are you serving instead?
    Sheila: Squash.
  14. A woman in her seventies, cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time, called Butterball for help because her mother said she was tired of cooking and it was time her daughter learned how to prepare the Thanksgiving meal.
  15. Q: What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
    A: A palgrim.
  16. What are unhappy cranberries called? Blueberries!
  17. What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
  18. It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.

    “Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.

    “I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”

  19. A proud gentleman called to tell the Butterball staff how he wrapped his turkey in a towel and stomped on it several times, breaking the bones so it would fit in his pan.
  20. Q: If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?
    A: Do not resuscitate.
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