21 Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings for Christmas Cards

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21 Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings for Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Quotes

Funny Christmas Quotes

  1. He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. Roy L. Smith
  2. “Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!”
    – Charles Dickens
  3. Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~Charles Dickens
  4. “In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!”
    ― Dave Barry
  5. May God’s blessing shine down upon you and your family this holiday season. Sending love from our family to yours.
  6. You would find the list of Merry Christmas Quotes for your family, take a break from your busy life and show that you do care for them and greet them with Merry Christmas quotes that are especially collected for your family.
  7. “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!” ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie
  8. “Maybe Christmas,” he thought, “doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more.”  – Dr. Seuss
  9. Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store. Dr. Seuss
  10. The joy of Christmas lies in the heart
    The occasion to take a perfect start
    Happy times that you share
    You know that they are there
    To give you gifts and care
    Family love is super on the eve of Christmas
    Merry Christmas and a Happy new year!
  11. O child… it is only for thirty-six hours of the three hundred and sixty-five days, that all people remember that they are all brothers and sisters, and those are the hours that we call, therefore, Christmas eve and Christmas day. ~Edward E.
  12. “Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer…. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ”
    ― Bill Watterson
  13. This is a joyous season to take a step back from our busy lives and enjoy time with our loved ones. Best wishes to you and yours.
  14. One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly. ~Andy Rooney
  15. “Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.” ~ Janice Maeditere
  16. “Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” ~ Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby
  17. “Christ was born in the first century, yet he belongs to all centuries. He was born a Jew, yet He belongs to all races. He was born in Bethlehem, yet He belongs to all countries.” – George W. Truett
  18. At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year. Thomas Tusser
  19. “I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home”
    – Edward Rowland Sill
  20. ‘Twas Christmas broach’d the mightiest ale;
    ‘Twas Christmas told the merriest tale;
    A Christmas gambol oft could cheer
    The poor man’s heart through half the year.
    ~Walter Scott
  21. “And when we give each other Christmas gifts in His name, let us remember that He has given us the sun and the moon and the stars, and the earth with its forests and mountains and oceans–and all that lives and move upon them. He has given us all green things and everything that blossoms and bears fruit and all that we quarrel about and all that we have misused–and to save us from our foolishness, from all our sins, He came down to earth and gave us Himself.”
    ― Sigrid Undset
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