30 Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes for Friends

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for friends – Check out a new collection of Thanksgiving quotes to make fun with your friends. Here we sharing with you some funny wording which you can share with your friends to make them laugh on this thanksgiving. You can send these quotes to your friend’s social profile like facebook, twitter, and others. Even here you can also get some unique Funny Thanksgiving images which you can also send to your friend or also you can share on Whatsapp and Pinterest.

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30 Funny Happy Thanksgiving Quotes for Friends

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  1. Greetings! Hoping that this Thanksgiving will be your best one yet!
  2. The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. ~H.U. Westermayer
  3. Rita Rudner: My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
  4. “We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings count.”
  5. I’ve spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, I’m happy. Richie Sambora
  6. Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ.
    -John Clayton
  7. Our rural ancestors, with little blest,
    Patient of labour when the end was rest,
    Indulged the day that housed their annual grain,
    With feasts, and off’rings, and a thankful strain.
    ~Alexander Pope
  8. “I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual.”
  9. “The willingness of America’s veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting gratitude.” Jeff Miller
  10. “We all can ‘act’ a certain way for a brief period of time, for instance, on Thanksgiving, who of us hasn’t had to ‘act’ like we just loved everyone at the table? This brief show of good behavior is not true character. Our character is who we are when no one is looking.” Becky Van Volkinburg
  11. “Be thankful for the things that you do have as opposed to thinking about the things that you don’t have.” Ace McCloud
  12. Some friendships become more beautiful over time. Thank you for the color you add to my life! I wish you a heartfelt Thanksgiving.
  13. If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. ~Meister Eckhart
  14. George Carlin: We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.
  15. Erma Bombeck: No One Diets on Thanksgiving.
    What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
  16. “I would rather be able to appreciate things I cannot have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.”
  17. Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse. Henry Van Dyke
  18. Dear Lord; we beg but one boon more: Peace in the hearts of all men living, peace in the whole world this Thanksgiving.
    ~Joseph Auslander
  19. What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? ~Erma Bombeck
  20. “What if, today, we were grateful for everything?”
  21. “Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.” Oprah Winfrey
  22. At the end of the day, think about one thing you are thankful for. Matthew Lewis Browne
  23. Nobility is served on the plate of Thanksgiving since noble is that man who expresses his gratitude.May you have a great Thanksgiving Day!
  24. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. ~E.P. Powell
  25. Johnny Carson: Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
  26. If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.
  27. So once in every year we throng
    Upon a day apart,
    To praise the Lord with feast and song
    In thankfulness of heart.
    ~Arthur Guiterman
  28. Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
  29. When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat! David Letterman
  30. “Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is lil wrapping a present and not giving it.”
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