30 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Friends and Family

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Friends and Family – Thanksgiving is celebrated for giving thanks for preceding years. And it celebrates in many countries like Australia, Canada, American and much more. In Australia Thanksgiving is celebrates on last Wednesday and In USA it celebrates on fourth Thursday of November. So here we sharing with you best Funny Quotes about thanksgiving which you can send to your friends, relatives, and family for celebrating Thanksgiving 2016. Happy Thanksgiving Day to everyone!!!!

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30 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for Friends and Family

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  1. Here comes the time to be merry,don’t hold your heart and be sorry.Better it is to say, ‘Thank You’, than be always so blue. Happy Thanksgiving Day!
  2. Reba McEntire: To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
  3. Gratitude is a quality similar to electricity: it must be produced and discharged and used up to exist at all. – By William Faulkner
  4. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. ~John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  5. “May you be bestowed upon with the best of everything and have the strength to surpass any obstacle. The lord will lead your way. Have a blessed thanksgiving.”
  6. “I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.” —Kumail Nanjiani
  7. Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, How long has Mom been drinking like this? My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, Here, kitty, kitty.
  8. When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding. It was the cat! David Letterman
  9. “Only a stomach that rarely feels hungry scorns common things.” –Horace
  10. Remember God’s bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude! ~Henry Ward Beecher
  11. “You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Hoping this day holds all the warmth, contentment, and love of a wonderful and happy Thanksgiving.”
  12. “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck
  13. Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow.
  14. Grave Humor
    What did the hen tell the naughty chicks?
    If you your father could see you now he would turn in his gravy.
  15. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.” — John F. Kennedy
  16. Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. ~Edward Sandford Martin
  17. Wishing you every happiness this Holiday Season and throughout the coming year! May your life be filled with love, peace and harmony!
  18. “The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’” —Jim Gaffigan
  19. Thanksgiving comes to us out of the prehistoric dimness, universal to all ages and all faiths. At whatever straws we must grasp, there is always a time for gratitude and new beginnings.
  20. Great Uncle Jefferson Taylor occupied a chair of applied electronics at an important government institution, he was attached to his position by the strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock.
  21. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. ~E.P. Powell
  22. Our rural ancestors, with little blest,
    Patient of labour when the end was rest,
    Indulged the day that housed their annual grain,
    With feasts, and off’rings, and a thankful strain.
    ~Alexander Pope
  23. We are deeply thankful and extend to you our best wishes. May you enjoy a bountiful Thanksgiving!
  24. “I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” —Howie Mandel
  25. May you have a wonderful time this Thanksgiving, with friends and family. Enjoy. Happy Thanksgiving Day.
  26. The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. Benjamin Franklin
  27. The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. H.U. Westermayer
  28. I give thanks to my Creator for this wonderful life where each of us has the opportunity to learn lessons we could not fully comprehend by any other means. – Joseph B. Wirthlin
  29. For each new morning with its light, For rest and shelter of the night, For health and food, for love and friends, For everything Thy goodness sends. – By Ralph Waldo Emerson
  30. Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. – Melody Beattie
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