Fathers Day Funny Quotes

Fathers Day Funny Quotes :- Here you get new collection of unique Fathers Day Funny Quotes for wishing for fathers day. This day will celebrate at 19 June 2016 in many countries. And some country celebrate this day  in 3rd Sunday of June month. Fathers are more attached with his kids so he deserve a special wish from his kids. If you planning to wish your father in this special day. Than here you get many fathers day funny quotes. Hope you all going to like this awesome post.

Happy Father’s Day Verses From Daughter

Fathers Day Funny Quotes from Daughter, Son, Wife

Fathers Day Funny Quotes

Fathers Day Funny Quotes

To be a successful father,

There’s one absolute rule:

When you have a kid, don’t look

At it for the first two years.

Happy Fathers Day Saying Quotes Images

Fathers Day Funny Quotes

Fathers Day Funny Quotes

If the new American father feels bewildered

And even defeated, let him take comfort from

The fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation

Has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Fathers Day Funny Quotes from Daughter

Fathers Day Funny Quotes from Daughter

If the relationship of father to son could really

Be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with

The glory of fathers and sons.

When Charles first saw our child Mary,

He said all the proper things for a new father.

He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted,

“She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.”

Fathers Day Funny Quotes from Son

Fathers Day Funny Quotes from Son

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored

Was father and mother rather

Than all major credit cards

Happy Fathers Day Funny Quotes

Happy Fathers Day Funny Quotes

I have always had the feeling I could do

Anything and my dad told me I could.

I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.

To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule:

When you have a kid, don’t look

At it for the first two years.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife

Funny Fathers Day Quotes from Wife

Our fathers had their dreams;

We have ours; the generation that follows will have its own.

Without dreams and phantoms man cannot exist.

“To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule:

When you have a kid, don’t look

At it for the first two years.”

By Ernest Hemingway

“If the new American father feels bewildered

And even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever

He does in any fathering situation has a 50 percent chance of being right.”

By Bill Cosby

Funny fathers day quotes for husband

Funny fathers day quotes for husband

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