15 Best Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults Pictures

Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults Pictures – Hello everyone as you all know thanksgiving is coming so here we sharing with you worlds best collection of Thanksgiving Jokes, messages, quotes, images and much more. In this post, you will get the best collection of Thanksgiving jokes for adults with images. Which you can share with your adult friends to wish them a special thanksgiving in your style. But be careful first check humor of  your friend or anyone with you sharing. Hope you all going to like this awesome collection.

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15 Best Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults Pictures

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Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults Pictures 1

  1. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? He was very thinkful.
  2. Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
  3. A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
  4. After Thanksgiving dinner, the adults gathered in the living room to exchange reminiscences, while the children went into the family room to play. Suddenly our hostess noticed that an elderly relative was missing. “Where’s Aunt Florence?” she asked.From across the room came a masculine drawl, “Oh, she’s with the kids, bridging the generation gap.”
  5. If returning to your hometown, having dinner with your extended family and eating yourself into a food coma aren’t your bag, Thanksgiving can be a little uncomfortable. Luckily, these comedians know exactly how you feel.
  6. A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’
    One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’
  7. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
  8. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
  9. A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”The stock boy replied, “No. They’re dead.”
  10. I worked on a toll road, answering the phone, collecting money and issuing toll tickets. One Thanksgiving Day, a woman called to ask about road conditions on the turnpike. After I said everything was A-okay, she told me a friend was coming for dinner. Then came the stumper. “If my friend just left from exit twelve,” she asked, “what time should I put the turkey in?”
  11. We rounded up 25 of the best musings on Turkey Day so you can crack a smile when your drunk uncle wants to talk about politics or your parents decide to break out those photos from your awkward years.
  12. A young boy, after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together, climbed up into his father’s lap and said, ‘Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?’
    ‘That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard’, replied his daddy as he ducked.
  13. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
  14. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
  15. Teacher: What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
    Student: I’m thankful I’m not a turkey.
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