Top 12 Thanksgiving Jokes for the Office

Thanksgiving Jokes for office – Check out the best collection of thanksgiving jokes which you can share with your office co-workers to wish them a funny thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is a very, special festival which is celebrated every year on fourth Thursday of November in the USA. In 2016 will going to celebrate thanksgiving on 24 November. Celebrates this special occasion with your office staff in different way hope they all gonna like it. Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

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Top 12 Thanksgiving Jokes for the Office

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  1. Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
  2. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
  3. Why did the turkey cross the road?
    It was the chicken’s day off.
  4. Our eldest daughter, Ann, invited her college roommate to join our large family for Thanksgiving dinner. As families sometimes do, we got into a lively argument over a trivial subject until we remembered we had a guest in our midst. There was an immediate, embarrassed silence.“Please don’t worry about me,” she said. “I was brought up in a family too.”
  5. Check them out below, and when your aunt asks you why you’re looking at your phone under the dinner table, just tell her you’re posting on Facebook about how good her mashed potatoes are.
  6. Q: Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
    A: Because they missed their plane.
  7. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
  8. Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
  9. Who’s never hungry on Thanksgiving?
    The turkey. He’s always stuffed.
  10. The checkout clerk at the supermarket was unusually cheerful even though it was near closing time. “You must have picked up a ton of groceries today,” a customer said to the checker. “How can you stay so pleasant?”“We can all count our blessings,” the clerk replied. “The hardest part of this job is the turkeys and the watermelons. I just thank God that Thanksgiving doesn’t come in July.”
  11. Q: When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America?”
    A: The first time they heard America sneeze!
  12. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

 

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